it makes me so mad people won’t leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one
Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person
Anonymous asked:
your ocs are so shaped
I DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD THE VIDEO
Anonymous asked:
What’s your favorite food
were--ralph answered:
Lasagna
this is one of those times where tumblr genuinely caught me off guard and i don't have a witty response
Windows 11 includes a built-in administrator account that allows the computer manufacturers to install apps without creating a user account. For general users, however, the account is hidden by default to prevent unauthorized access.
FROM WHOM???
Ah yes, the bloatware account. The account specifically created to install bloatware. The bloatware installer's account. *smacks your grubby little hands away from it* Not for you. You'll do dumb stuff to the pc.
As someone who remembers what Windows 95 was like and misses it intensely: I didn't think things could get worse, but here we are.
The explosion community is dying btw. Reblog to blow up the person you're reblogging this from
my mom refuses to make this post so I'm gonna make it instead:
i learned that sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children. This myth is based on a single 1978 study; no subsequent study has shown a relationship (x)

In fact, a meta-analysis of 16 different studies on sugar and hyperactivity all came back with the same result: ’sugar does not affect the behaviour or cognitive performance of children’. If sugar does change something, it’s parental expectations of their children
The Sweet Truth. The sugar-hyperactivity myth is based on a single study from the mid 1970’s in which a doctor removed the sugar from one child’s diet and that child’s behavior improved. Since then, over a dozen larger studies have been conducted without proving sugar causes hyperactivity.
Love all the people in the notes who are like “well CLEARLY you haven’t had this anecdotal experience that totally invalidates the results of double-blind scientific studies”
So, fun story time.
For YEARS. My family used the excuse of “well you get so sugar high” to police what I and younger kids ate. Their reasoning was that I, when I was a kid, would consume this one specific cake at this club that my grandparents went to. And I would go fucking batshit.
I just figured out recently, after looking at cake recipes myself.
It was FUCKING ESPRESSO. It was a super rich chocolate cake. It was espresso powder. It wasn’t a “sugar high”. I was a nine year old being given CAFFEINE.
Anonymous asked:
Would you cum if a beast bit you?
jame7t answered:
🤨
cor blimey fancy a snog innit m8


why are they so bitchy
it’s been 6 days. how is everyone on this post already deactivated.



























